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_{Hello, one and all. This is toonjunk. I can smell you through the internet.
You didn't shower last night.

My job is to defend the cartoon world from evil beings with merely a pencil and my imagination.
Nah, I'm really just some loser that likes to doodle.
Aren't we all?

I like people that like my art.

If you comment, I will reply. Simple as that. I'm no jerk that will ignore you.

Trusssst me.

I LOVE CARTOONS.
my favorites, in no particular order are...
Courage the Cowardly Dog, Hey Arnold, Kablam!, Rocko's Modern Life, Chowder, Flapjack, Aaahh! Real Monsters, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Rugrats, The Simpsons, Spongebob, and Dilbert...}

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Current Residence: Seattle
Interests: drawing, animation, cartoons, 90's Nickelodeon, and stuff.
Favourite band or musician: Ratatat
MP3 player of choice: Zune
Shell of choice: the magic conch
Personal Quote: NO, I'm not crying. Girls cry. men WEEP.

The Day of The Dead (Turkeys)

Tue Nov 24, 2009, 9:36 PM

Sooo... as for my newest one-sided mentally retarded discussion...
What's everyone doing for turkey day?
Are you going to sit at home with your ginourmous family and eat until your panties don't fit right?
Or are you going to just microwave some turkey-flavored mushmeat and sit at home by yourself?
Or are you going to go to a restaurant because someone is too lazy to cook?
Or are you going to just have a salad because your anorexic?
Or are you going to go to bed at 3 in the afternoon because you're gonna wake up REALLY early in the morning trying to get a new plasma for that sweet price of $500, only to be trampled by a rabid Shaniquah Ray-Ray who was also trying to get a bargain at Walmart?
Or are you going to eat a Nutrisystem Nutri-Turkey Meal because you're on a diet?
Or are you going to have to roast your puppydog and eat it because you're snowed in and there isn't a grocery store within miles?
Either way, I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving!
I wonder what hardcore vegi-vegans do on Thanksgiving, when, like, everyone else is totally eating a delicious steaming Turkey with ... stuffing and... cranberry sauce.... mmmm....

ah, screw it. I hate turkey. Seriously. I never eat it on Thanksgiving.
So, be thankful for what you have, and thankful for what you don't have. Like the swine flu.
Or I could be wrong. Anyone got the swine flu here?
Anywho, as I was saying, Be thankful for what you have.
Be thankful that you can draw pretty pictures.
Be thankful that you have a computer to get to deviantart.
And most IMPORTANTLY, be thankful that you are watching TOONJUNK!

...GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

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